Me, my wife and Hattrick
Pesnik describes once again his struggle to balance Hattrick, his wife's temper and his physical integrity. Apparently, only two elements can be in balance at the same time. Enjoy!
Violent wife
Seven years I play this game,
And her comments are the same,
She gets sick of Hattrick's green,
When she see it on the screen.
Every day and every night,
Hattrick's causing one more fight,
When she yells that I'm a clown,
I just wait till she cools down.
Sometimes she becomes violent,
Then I must be very silent,
She's a master with the pan,
When she grabs it, I must run.
Once she threw a pan on me,
And she hit me in the knee,
I fell down and then she said:
"Next time I will aim the head".
So I must be very smart,
And run off when violence starts,
Too much risk to stay near by,
When hard objects start to fly.
If you have a violent wife,
Run before she takes a knife,
Hattrick is a game and more,
But it's not worth to die for.
Addicted to HattrickMany wives and girlfriends don't like our game,
They say it is stupid, boring and it's lame,
I don't listen what she says, I don't really care,
It's like she is asking me what she's gonna wear.
Really I don't give a damn what she talks about,
I got used to all that noise and a constant shout,
I must train my players to improve their skills,
She is shouting: "We are broke, we can't pay our bills!".
That can wait, I have match orders to create,
I must hire doctors, before it's too late,
I have injured players, they need to get well,
And I have a keeper who I need to sell.
How to raise team spirit, can I play it cool ?,
I'm confused and she says: "Honey, you're a fool",
"You are spending so much time on that stupid site,
After seven years you can't do it right".
"You are still in level four, after seven years,
In your head you have hole and some broken gears",
Maybe she is right, maybe I am freak,
But I love my Hattrick, don't care what they speak.
If you ever got hurt - literally - because of Hattrick, we definitely want to hear your story. Let's discuss it here: (16597401.1)
2014-06-08 14:18:09,
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